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FREE! DOWNLOADABLE ARCHIVE!! (Finally)  30 NEW PRANKS!!

These Pranks are the BEST of the BEST. Some from my CDs, others just favorites that never made it onto any of my projects. Most of these pranks you still won't find on most of my CD's so it's still in your best interest to buy the CD's to hear pranks that'll never find their way to the net. (*Sorry, Rickey Smiley' & Nephew Tommy's pranks are still 'Listen Only'. Can't give away another man's stuff*)

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Barbara’s Check ( My Check )
I called a nice little lady named Barbara to tell her we’re cutting her social security check to $250.  This prank is on my new Prank CD ‘I’ll Slap You to Sleep”

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 NEW PRANK!!   Fake Viagra Prescription f/ Ricky Smiley & Nephew Tommy
Prank call gold! it's myself, Rickey Smiley, & Nephew Tommy of the Steve Harvey Morning Show all together on one prank call. We call a pharmacist to get his last minute approval of a Viagra prescription.

 In order of appearance on this prank call is Myself, Comedian Terry Tuff, Rickey Smiley & Nephew Tommy.

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NEW PRANK!!      Emmit's Uncle
Leo Devlin gets in this woman's ass about her daughter disrespecting his home and his nephew.

This prank is on my new Prank CD ‘I’ll Slap You to Sleep”

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Home Owners Association
Rickey Smiley A man has some old cars and a boat in his front yard and I call posing as a member of the home owners association demanding that he move the vehicles.

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NEW PRANK!!  $440 DNA Test f/ Ebony
I team up with my good friend Ebony Steele of the Rickey Smiley Morning show. To call a guy to let him know about a DNA test that he needs to check out.

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Car Title (Wille is Upset)
One of the first pranks I ever did, where I call a guy to tell him that we’re not going to send him his the title to his car. This prank is on my first Prank CD- “My Momma Made Me Wear This”    Buy it Here
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NEW PRANK!!   Raising Skeezers
This one is pretty cut and dry. You insult a woman's daughter then you will get cursed out. I did everything I could to get this one on my last album.

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Auburn Frat Party
Auburn U I call an OLD SCHOOL redneck dude in North Carolina to challenge him about his son’s misconduct at Auburn University. ROLL TIDE !!!  ALABAMA ALL DA WAY !!!

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Three Six Mafia Juke Box 
Auburn U Since rap group Three-Six Mafia won an Oscar. I decided to call a few hotels to see about getting their music played in the elevator. I also called a few restaraunts to see about adding Three Six Mafia CD's to their jukebox. Not the greatest prank I've ever done but true rap music fans will appreciate it.

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Roaches in the Chicken
After she found a roach in her chicken I call a lady to follow up on her complaints to the local restaurant.

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NEW PRANK!!  Read the Gas Meter
This lady EXPLODED on me when I called to inform her that we weren't planning to reduce her gas bill.

This prank is on my new Prank CD ‘I’ll Slap You to Sleep”   Buy it Here

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Marriage License
Rickey Smiley After trying to have her name changed on her marriage license I call a lady to inform her of additional fees. This prank is on my new Prank CD ‘I’ll Slap You to Sleep”

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Basketball Recruit 
Auburn U I call a lady posing as the head basketball coach of a small College demanding a reimbursement on money spent trying to recruit her son who decided to go to a different school.

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The Fight f/ Rickey Smiley
Rickey Smiley My good friend Rickey Smiley calls a lady as his granny character to ask her questions about a fight she tried to start. This prank is over 10 years old and I STILL laugh at it.

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NEW PRANK!!   Omar's Tooth
I team up with Ms Nu York HER MYSPACE PAGE (*Buckwilde Morning Show 95.7 Jamz; Birmingham, AL*) to resolve

the fallout from her son beating up another kid in the neighborhood

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Ensley high School
Auburn U

A lady’s son was suspended from a local high school. I call to inform her that we’re going to delay her son’s readmission into the school. Fireworks ensue. This prank is on my first Prank CD- “My Momma Made Me Wear This” 

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Bike Repo
Rickey Smiley This man started CRYING! A grown man started CRYING in the middle of a prank call. I told him we were coming to repo his motorcycle and he proceeded to cry me a river.
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NEW PRANK!!  Cruise Ship Mattress
See full size image After taking a cruise with her husband, I call a lady to inform her of some "stains" that were found in the mattress in her sleeping quarters. Hilarity and profanity ensues.

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Arm in Toilet f/ Ebony Steele
Rickey Smiley Ebony (* Rickey Smiley Morning Show*) teams up with me as we call a plumbing company to get their help us with a “predicament”.

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NEW PRANK! Rat in Dishwasher
This girl was a FIRECRACKER!! After checking into her new apartment. A young lady finds a dead rat in her dishwasher.   Buy it Here

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The Burning Bush
Rickey Smiley A young man was lighting fireworks in his yard when a few of the embers set his neighbor's bushes on fire. I'm calling as a relative of the neighbor demanding repair money.

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Nephew Custody
I call a lady about her getting custody of her younger nephew.

This prank is on my new Prank CD ‘I’ll Slap You to Sleep”

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NEW PRANK!!     Back of Church
Could you imagine being a respected member of a church only to get a call from your deacon that your breath is unbearable?

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Bad Brakes
Auburn U Called a man in Houston to let him know that the brake work he did on a lady's Ford Explorer was HORRIBLE. Tempers flare. The best part is listening to his wife in the background trying to keep him from leaving the house.

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NEW PRANK!!    Keep Dem Kids
Always fun to prank call old women. This 68-year old lady in Memphis decides to keep everyone's kids in the neighborhood. I call her to see if she has the proper permits.

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Jacksonville Lease 
I called a lady here in Alabama to let her know that her automatic debits for her son's apartment rent weren't going through.

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Never Even Met Her
Rickey Smiley We call a lady to inform her that the father of her 3-year old daughter is seeking full custody...even though he's only bothered to see the child ONCE since she was born.

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NEW PRANK!! Chicken Interview f/ Ebony
The pranks I've done with Ebony are always great. This one's tough to explain, I call a lady to follow up on a person that used to work for her. 

That's the best I can explain it.  This one's from my most recent CD.

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Alagasco Naked
Auburn U This one was an interesting call. and YES it's a true story. I called an employee of the gas company to get his side of the story in regards to a fight he had with a customer. The employee was at a man's home to cut off his gas and the man came out NAKED to fight the employee.

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NEW PRANK!!   Baltimore Eviction
I team up again w/ comedian Xavier. We called this sweet 86-year old woman...who promptly told me  "I'll blow ya balls around your neck". And before you e-mail me and ask,

Yes, I really DID send her money for some new pampers. This prank is on my new Prank CD ‘I’ll Slap You to Sleep”

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The Robbery
Auburn U Simple Premise…  Imagine you go to rob a gas station and while you're in the process of robbing the place your get-a-way driver LEAVES YOU !!!  Could you call for a Taxi Cab and explain your situation?

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NEW PRANK!!    Who Stole My Bible?
Dr. Azibo calls a local strip club to see if they can locate the bible he left somewhere near the stage.

This prank is on my first Prank CD- “My Momma Made Me Wear This” Buy it Here

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NEW PRANK!!     Urine in the Pool
Auburn U In an oldie but goodie from my 2nd CD I call a lady to let her know that her daughter has been "releasing herself" in the swimming pool.

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Bubba’s Money
Auburn U This was a prank that could’ve gone wrong. I call a lady to collect money owed on a car she purchased from my brother. Here's the hitch.... SHE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL EMERGENCY ROOM FOR HEART PROBLEMS. I tried to get off the phone with her but she wasn't having it. LOL

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Buford Car Repo f/ Rickey Smiley
Rickey Smiley My good friend Rickey Smiley (* Rickey Smiley Morning Show*) calls a lady as his granny character to ask her questions about a fight she tried to start. This prank is over 10 years old and I STILL laugh at it.

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45 & Stank Stank  f/ Xavier
Auburn U I team up with good buddy Comedian Xavier to call a rap music producer to let him know that he stole a beat from one of our songs.

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NEW PRANK!!     Clean up That Yard
In my second prank call to Ms. Audrey (*Ensley High School Prank Call*) I call her to inform her that new home is in violation of city codes. 

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Daughter Sex
Rickey Smiley I called a lady and accuse her two sons of trying to have sex with my daughter and videotaping it. This prank is on my first Prank CD- “My Momma Made Me Wear This” Buy it Here

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Welcome Massur f/ Ebony
Rickey Smiley After cursing out a white customer at her job. Ebony (*rickey Smiley Morning Show*) & I call a black gas station employee to send her to a racial sensitivity seminar.

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NEW PRANK!!   2nd Paternity Test
From my 3rd CD. This lady goes ballistic when finding out that her child's father is going to go for a second paternity test...7 years after the child was born.

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Cadillac Burgular Bars
Auburn U This prank still makes me laugh. I had Dr. Azibo call a bugular bar company to see about having them installed in his new Cadillac.

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Collections Apology
Rickey Smiley After he cursed out a collections agent. I call a man to get him to apologize to the lady he cursed out.

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NEW PRANK! Cuttin off Child Support
A Goldie oldie from the first CD. I call a lady to let her know that I plan to cut off her child support for her son "DaJour" (* Yes that's how it's spelled.*)

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Church AA Meeting

I don't know how I overlooked this prank the first time around. But it's a CLASSIC from my most recent CD 'ILL SLAP YOU TO SLEEP.

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Baltimore Paramedic
Auburn U An EMT in Baltimore is being denied overtime. The situation has infuriated the mother of one of the paramedics. I prank call the mom posing as her daughter's supervisor.

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NEW PRANK!!      Rehire My Neice
I'm gonna make sure I prank this lady again. She fired a young lady at her job so I call posing as her uncle demanding that the girl get her job back.

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NEW PRANK!!       Bingo Night
Dr. Azibo is back in the mix. He gets in this lady's grill about her misconduct at a local bingo hall.

You can find this one on my new CD. $8.99 online!  Buy it Here

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Wheel Chair Mount 
Rickey Smiley The prank doesn’t get the credit I think it deserves. I called an auto dealership about mounting a wheel chair on the side of me car and…just listen. It’s too hard to explain. This prank is on my first Prank CD- “My Momma Made Me Wear This”  Buy it Here

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Kenneth’s Kids
Rickey Smiley Classic prank call where I call a lady to let her know that a man is trying to get custody of her kids.

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NEW PRANK!!        Boat Co-Signer
Always a god prank call when it ends with someone pulling a gun out.  Enough said.

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NEW PRANK!! Tax Return Cussout
This one is pretty cut and dry. My intentions were to call this guy to find out why he cursed people at this tax office. He cursed me out long before I could get to that.

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Buried My Sneakers f/ Rickey Smiley
Rickey Smiley What if you accidentally buried a loved one in an expensive pair of sneakers. Would the funeral home dig him up for you? Rickey Smiley calls to find out.

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Roy’s Old Cell Phone f/ Ebony Steele
Auburn U My good Friend Ebony Steele(*Rickey Smiley Morning Show*) did this prank for me. A young lady in Birmingham was issued my old cell phone number. Ebony calls her posing as jealous ex-girlfriend. This prank is from my second prank CD- “CONFESSIONS OF A..BENCHWARMER”

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NEW PRANK!!        Who is This?
Along with Comedian Xavier We call A woman posing as her boyfriend's lovers.

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Lemme Talk to Tina
What would you do, if your wife's ex-boyfriend from FIFTEEN YEARS ago finally got out of jail and called your home attempting to rekindle the romance of almost two decades ago?
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Detroit Arrest 
Auburn U One of the oddest prank calls I've done in a while. I call a man in Detroit telling him that his sister got arrested While I'm pranking him THE ACTUAL SISTER CALLS !!! 

What are the odds of that EVER happening? I have to change up the premise in the middle of the call.

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NEW PRANK!!     Send the $5800
This young lady decided to get in my grill after calling to let her know that she has a debt of almost $6000.

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Leather Teeth f/ Tre Williamson
Auburn U This is a prank call done by my good friend Tre' Williamson did (*BET, E! Network*) His Myspace Link

Tre' calls a Dentist's office in an effort to get Leather Teeth...because he can't afford Gold.

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NEW PRANK!!  Chickens in the Dryer
Can you cook chickens in a laundry mat dryer? I call to find out.

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Stripper Baby Sit f/ Xavier 
Rickey Smiley Comedian Xavier calls a few strip clubs in the country to see if any of them offer a babysitting/ daycare service for their customers.

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NEW PRANK!!  Roll Back Odometer
Auburn U This guy traded in his Ford Mustang so I called him posing as one of the people at the car dealership to inform him of "issues" with the car.

This prank is from my second prank CD- “CONFESSIONS OF A..BENCHWARMER”

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NEW PRANK!!   Weed in Breakroom
This is one of those "gone but not forgotten ones" that was deep in my archives. I call al ady to let her know that her son is responsible for getting my son fired at work.

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NEW PRANK!!        ATM Music
I call a guy to tell him that he shouldn't have smarted off at the cops at an ATM.

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NEW PRANK!!    Keep My Cougar
Honestly, this isn't one of my personal favorite Dr. Azibo Pranks but those of you that have heard this one seem to like it. I call a pet hotel to see if they keep exotic animals.

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